Slush Pile Blues

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Singing the Slush Pile Blues – with apologies to the late, great Robert Johnson.

 

My Life as a Bench – ‘A strange, beautiful, sad book … you won’t have read anything like it before’ A Bookish Musician 

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Hide that First Draft

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‘The first draft is just you telling yourself the story,’ according to Terry Pratchett. Ernest Hemingway said, ‘The first draft of anything is shit.’ While Stephen King believes a first draft ‘should take no more than three months’.

Call Yourself a Writer?

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Writers are people who write. It’s got nothing to do with being published by a traditional trade publisher, an independent press or self-published.

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‘Insanely unique and beautiful, questioning what actually happens to us when we die. I cannot recommend this book enough’ Purple Bookstand

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HOW TO GET PUBLISHED

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There are many routes to publication and the above diagram is of course simplified and slightly cynical, but then again ….

 

My Life as a Bench is out now and available from Amazon US and Amazon UK etc.